So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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