we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
