no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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