I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need water and some morals
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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