I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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