I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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