ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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