I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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