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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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