hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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