How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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