the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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