They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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