Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
