He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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