i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
worst night to have a conscience
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
