sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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