How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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