Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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