Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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