Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Having a random hookup so left but love u
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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