But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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