he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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