whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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