she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it's great music for shaving your balls
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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