"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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