you're like a bully in the Christmas story
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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