so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
