My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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