She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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