this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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