I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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