I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cannot find my penis.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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