i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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