cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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