He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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