I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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