That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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