He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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