Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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