I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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