At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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