My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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