Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
