Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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