Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
