how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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