im about as happy as oj after his trial
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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