Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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