I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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