I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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