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I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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