i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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