Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I wish you could order shots online.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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