maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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