I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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