so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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